For some god forsaken reason I got the hair brained idea to start my own blog with no idea how it works and with non tested writing abilities. So why you (the reader..thanks again, you’re gonna win the lotto or something I swear, just for reading) are probably wounder why this dude would think anyone would care. Well maybe no one but there is incentive i assure you. I am a train wreck right now, low 40’s in age and I messed up my life quite well. I f’ing destroyed it mater a fact. So this will be a story of hopefully a success story or a gigantic epic failure. so maybe in the end the hero (me) gets the girl and saves the day and gets respect again or he dies a lonely guy eating out of a dumpster out side of Pizza Hut. It can go either way really.
First off have you seen the movie “need for speed” weeeeeell I kinda sorta did the whole high speed chase thingy and crashed and …..well I know my dead-smashed-car (now long gone) can go 150 mph and the police encourage you to pull over when they have their lights on. There are a couple other details that will be covered but that kinda sets the basic “rock bottom” thingy. At the end of the movie, remember where the guy ended up…yup jail and so did I!! Other than it being filled with neck tattoos, rapey people, killers, drug users, and dealers it had all the charms of hell. I’m not gonna talk about it too much, but it is the freaking elephant in the room right now people. When I refer to it I’ll be saying instead of prison I’ll be referring to it as “the P word”. I guess this blog is to rid my mind of it all and to remind people to not go 85mph over the speed limit of 65mph. I There is a lot of funny stories from the past that I’ll cover too. I’ve been told by many people I should write a book, so after time maybe this will compile into one. I also was in the Bosnian war, lived in Virginia, Vermont, Colorado, Kansas and for hopefully for only s short time Missouri. I’ve been to a lot of countries in Europe, been to Africa and Asia and have always hunted for an…ummm adventures. I haven’t the slightest idea what I’m doing here, I don’t think I’ll get fame or other ideals of grandeur, I might brighten someones day, maybe make someone laugh. Like many things in my life I dumbshit my way through it….here goes nothing!!!!